意大利式战争

“二(🕕)战”时期，盟军要实施(📼)安奇奥(ào )登陆(lù )计划(huá )，迫于(🕟)对一(yī )门(🔱)叫安奇奥大炮的(de )超级武器的忌惮(🍖)，要(🏴)派(pài )两(liǎng )个精锐特工去摧毁(huǐ )这门大炮，结果两(😎)个傻逼被(bèi )派了去，最后经(jīng )(🛍)过一(🕖)连(lián )串(👁)搞笑事件，阴差阳错的最后(hòu )(🛺)完成(chéng )了(🎫)任(🥞)务。　　(✖)片段一：德(dé )国(guó )人在(zài )北非布置了一个陷阱，准备了一(yī )幅假的防御工(😞)事地图让这二个士兵带(🥎)回(🥔)去。他们(men )却(què )阴差(🐑)阳(🏂)错(cuò )的拿走(zǒu )了(🙄)真的地图，最终(zhōng )赢(⏰)得了(le )战(⛏)役(yì )。　　片(🔔)段二：他们化装(👺)成(⛳)管道(🤳)工潜入德军在意(yì )(🧣)大利的司令(👣)部(🗳)，给他们(men )卫(wèi )生间的(🥊)管道修得乱七八糟，把将军淋了个(gè )落汤鸡(jī )。将军去(qù )换(🚶)衣服，拉开(kāi )抽屉发现(xiàn )一(🎥)套新的军服，于是洗头(tóu )洗脸(liǎn )准(zhǔn )备(🥤)换(🔷)上(👵)新军(jun1 )服的时(shí )候闭(bì )着(🏴)眼把(bǎ )脸盆里的脏水倒进(jìn )抽屉里了（(🌸)柜子(⏳)旁边有一(yī )个(🔲)废水桶）。那个将(jiāng )军(🔪)是最主要的一个配角(jiǎo )，很有(🕺)意思(sī )。到影(🚩)片结束前1分钟，都(dōu )没有一句台(🍯)词。最(💕)后说(🚪)了一句“谢谢”。　　片段(🈸)三(sān )：德军有一门超级大炮俯(fǔ )(🔍)视(shì )着联(🗒)军将要登陆的海滩(tān )。这(zhè )(🍈)二个(🏗)士(shì )(👔)兵居然化装成(chéng )希特勒和(hé )随从，去(🤠)视(🐑)察大(😂)炮，把大炮炸(zhà )掉了。　　In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time……